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Bob Rivers - Twisted Christmas




Bob Rivers - Twisted Christmas

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While it will never take the place of traditional seasonal favorites, TWISTED CHRISTMAS will at least give you

a bit of relief when you feel hard-pressed by your excessively jolly bretheren. For at its best, this is one

wickedly funny CD!

For the most part, the songs here are take-offs and parodies of traditional Christmas favorites, and when

TWISTED CHRISTMAS scores, it hits a bulls eye. "The Twelve Pains of Christmas" walk us through such seasonal

horrors as screaming children and those infernal Christmas lights ("one of 'em goes out, they ALL go out!");

"We Wish You Weren't Living With Us" chronicles the terrors of guests who NEVER seem to leave; and "The

Restroom Door Said Gentleman" offers the tale of a shopper who becomes the victim of a really nasty practical

joke. It's all very funny stuff.

The two best selections, however, are original ones. "The Chimney Song" is a truly hilarious little jingle

sung by a lisping tyke who can't quite figure out what's been stuck up in the chimney for so long--and "I'm

Dressing Up As Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)" is enough to take the wind out any reveler's sails the next

time they see a guy in costume on their street. These alone are worth the price of the CD.

True, there are some mis-fires along the way. "A Visit from St. Nicholson" (as in Jack) is a clever idea, but

it doesn't quite come up to the standard of the rest. "O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads" is not only

dated,it's ho-hum at best, and "A Message from the King" (Elvis, of course) isn't so much bad-taste-funny as

just bad taste. But all in all, this is a fun little recording and certainly the best Christmas comedy CD I've

come across--and I recommend it for every one who has had it up to here with holiday cheer!

Track list

01 - A Visit From St. Nicholson.mp3
02 - Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer.mp3
03 - Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree.mp3
04 - Aquaclaus.mp3
05 - Be Claus I Got High.mp3
06 - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas.mp3
07 - I'll Be Stoned For Christmas.mp3
08 - Me And Mrs. Claus.mp3
09 - Merry Christmas Allah.mp3
10 - Not So Silent Night.mp3
11 - What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells.mp3
12 - White Trash Christmas.mp3
13 - 50 Plates To Feed My Brother.mp3
14 - What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells (Uncensored).mp3
15 - A Letter To Santa.mp3
16 - A Message From The King.mp3
17 - All You Need Is Elves.mp3
18 - Bum, Bum, Bum.mp3
19 - Hark, The Hair-Lipped Angels Sing.mp3
20 - Santa Is A Travellin' Man.mp3
21 - Taking Care Of Christmas.mp3
22 - Walkin In A Winter Wonderland.mp3
23 - Willie Nelson Christmas.mp3
24 - Christmas Party Song.mp3
25 - Decorations.mp3
26 - Didn't I Get This Last Year.mp3
27 - Foreigners.mp3
28 - Grahbe Yahbalz.mp3
29 - He's So Jolly.mp3
30 - I Am Santa Claus.mp3
31 - I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer.mp3
32 - I'm Dressin Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole).mp3
33 - O Christmas Tree.mp3
34 - O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads.mp3
35 - O Little Town of Bethlehem.mp3
36 - O Little Town Of Bremerton.mp3
37 - Manger 6.mp3
38 - Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator.mp3
39 - The Angel.mp3
40 - The Chimney Song.mp3
41 - The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen'.mp3
42 - The Twelve Pains Of Christmas.mp3
43 - The Twisted Chipmunk Song.mp3
44 - There's Another Santa Claus.mp3
45 - Toy Sack.mp3
46 - Walki'n' Round In Women's Underwear.mp3
47 - We Wish You Weren't Living With Us.mp3
48 - Wreck The Malls.mp3
49 - Buttcracker Suite.mp3
50 - By The Time I Get The Meat Axe.mp3
51 - Carol Of The Bartenders.mp3
52 - Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire.mp3
53 - Christmas Money (That's What I Want).mp3
54 - Flu Ride.mp3
55 - Get Off My House.mp3
56 - Ghosts In White Linen.mp3
57 - Gobble Gobble.mp3
58 - Gobble Gobble.mp3
59 - Goin Up To Bethlehem.mp3
60 - Hey You! Get Off My House.mp3
61 - Holidaze (S'cuze Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy).mp3
62 - Homeless On The Holidays.mp3
63 - It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year.mp3
64 - Jesus' Birthday.mp3
65 - Jingle Bells '98.mp3
66 - Little Hummer Girl.mp3
67 - New Years Resolution.mp3
68 - Pok?mon.mp3
69 - Rummy Rocker Boy.mp3
70 - Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around.mp3
71 - Sled Zeppelin.mp3
72 - Smells Like The Night Before Christmas.mp3
73 - The Under The Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau.mp3
74 - Theres A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis.mp3
75 - Tight Christmas.mp3
76 - Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!.mp3
77 - Oxycontin Eater.mp3







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-Nikhilio

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